Politicians: Canada’s tough boys and girls. They decide the rules. And the punishments…
These folks are freakin’ ruthless. They walk around in leather jackets with “Canada” on the back. They chew on toothpicks.
Justin Trudeau is the leader of the pack. The most popular politician that everyone fears yet wants to be. The Government Gang walks around the streets of Downtown Canada looking for trouble. If they see anything illegal, they’ll all shout “that’s illegal!” You better scram if they catch you, otherwise you’re dead meat.
Even though they seem nice on the inside, they’re not. It’s tough all around. They’ll chew you up, and spit you out! Delicious little Canadian citizens for our politicians to munch on. And can ya blame them? We can't all be as tough as hockey players!
I wanted to be a politician when I was a child. I thought of all the leather jackets I could wear and all the laws I could make. Sure, I could just buy a leather jacket, and sure, I could just pay a government official to create policy for me—but this would be different. Unfortunately, I became a writer. And I’ve learned I can make millions doing what I love.